House of Time - Fancy Suite Vienna

Access to this highly unsatisfactory "hotel" is through an electrically lockable manhole, requiring assistance from the owner. Navigating the acrylic glass spiral staircase is another adventure. The entire property is built from misused components with the sauna, the only functioning amenity, nearly causing an injury. The lighting is flawed, triggered erratically by motion detectors. I chose this property primarily for the roof terrace as a smoker. Upon arrival, a non-English speaking lady welcomed me. She struggled with my suitcase and the slow, failing elevator. The apartment was disappointingly akin to a swinger's club, with inadequate lighting and dubious cleanliness. The bathroom emitted a peculiar smell and had an inconveniently placed toilet on the gallery. The kitchen, a greasy, sloping niche, housed a subpar Nescafe machine, and minimal refreshments in the minibar. I decided not to stay a second night and requested a refund from the uncooperative owner who eventually charged my credit card, which I consider fraudulent.

Tutto è cosi perfetto! Se poi pensi che la mattina invece di lavarti e vestirti ti puoi godere la colazione, servita in modo eccellente con prodotti di qualità, in vestaglia...cosa vuoi di più dalla vita?! Il letto poi..... una favola! E che dire dell'accoglienza?: "Super" Questo non è un albergo è "OLTRE"!