Mitchell H
20. joulukuuta 2024
To whom it may concern, I have recently stayed at your alleged resort on Aore island from the 28/11/2024 to the 05/12/2024. I have a few points I would like to bring to your attention which would be beneficial for you and all future visitors. 1. I understand that it is a tropical location and there are bugs that come with that, but there has been no measures taken to try and reduce the impact of said bugs on the guests of this “resort”. Not even a f citronella candle is in site to combat the bug problem. Instead you thought one communal can of bug repellent will do the trick located at the bar. What a f joke that is to cut some costs. 2. The way we are expected to eat like we are on a school camp is outrageous considering the price tag you slapped on this “resort”. Like seriously can’t even have f lunch if we don’t come in between 12pm-2pm. God forbid you leave this god forsaken island to go explore another part of Vanuatu and want to eat outside of those hours. 3. The quality of food that is on offer here is foul. My partner got her steak brought to her with a serving of f flies on the side. Could’ve at least salted them for her f me dead. This is after she spent the first night here with severe gastro. The portions are outrageous as well considering we are practically told what times we have to eat. It’s like this island “resort” is a fat camp. Ate my dinner of fish in 4 f mouthfuls and got charged a premium for it, didn’t even taste good. 4. Now onto dessert, the one thing that people like on this menu of yours is the chocolate moose, appears you have more chance of winning the powerball jackpot than getting a serving of the chocolate moose. It’s not like there’s 100 people at this s hole either, would be lucky if there was 20 people and you can’t even cater for that. 5. The accommodation situation is another thing, once again I understand that we are in a tropical location but the bugs that we are sleeping with is foul. They end up splattered on our bed sheets and we are expected to sleep in that. Not to mention the geckos, I was laying down on my bug infested bed on Sunday afternoon and a full gecko s landed on my chest. Not only that but our entire room has been peppered in gecko s. It smells like a petting zoo in our accommodation and it is absolutely unacceptable, especially for the money that we have paid. 6. Entertainment is a word that must mean nothing to you. Apart from next to none activities to do throughout the day, there is no evening entertainment such as a band, fire shows or anything. No exposure to culture which is what happens at real resorts in tropical locations in the pacific islands. We arrive to have dinner at the time we are told once again, have our fat camp sized meals and are left with no form of entertainment or anything. The bar staff pack the place up as soon as you have your last mouthful and you are made to feel like you need to go back to your accommodation by 8pm to stare at the f ceiling cause you do
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