Beaconsfield Hotel

Pub is meant to open at 11 but we waited till at least 1pm before there was even any sign of life. Toilet was blocked and every time you flushed poo came out of the shower plug. Good location tho and can’t complain with the the price point tbf.

Play ran down wallpaper was coming off the wall it said a continent breakfast but only got one small box of flakes and no milk

Absolutely Horrendous, Nothing Like the Photos I don’t normally leave reviews, but this was one of the worst hotel experiences I’ve ever had, and I want to warn others. The hotel advertised “breakfast included” but there was nothing available. Not that I would have eaten it anyway, as the whole place was filthy. Thankfully, there was a McDonald’s across the road. When we arrived, we were shown a printed list of guest names and asked to pick ours out a clear data protection breach. The man at the desk was polite and gave us some information about access after hours, but that’s the only vaguely positive thing I can say. My first room (Room 10) was appalling. There were unidentified stains on the wooden bed base, cigarette burns and damage on the bedside table, and rubbish in the corners. The fridge placed bizarrely inside the wardrobe was dirty and smelly. The window was tiny, stuck high up, with no way to open it, so the room was airless and dark. The bathroom was no better: smears on the mirror, hair in the shower, and no towels provided. The room looked nothing like the pictures online, which show neat rooms with towel art a complete misrepresentation. I asked to move rooms and was given Room 16. It was slightly better but still dirty: stained cups, dusty and broken fittings, and a fridge that stank. The bed linen had marks and hairs in it, the curtain was falling off, and the window sills were covered in grime. The bedside lamp had no bulb, and the walls wer