Climber19203185211
16. toukokuuta 2025
We had a very mixed experience at Escencia, the adults-only portion of La Palma Princess. Note that a lot of the review here are not for Escencia. Filter by "couples" to narrow it down. We booked a Sea View room. The room we were given did have a Sea View, but it also faced out directly over the day care and the family pool, filled with kids loudly having a good time. If you look at a map of the property, you will see that the daycare juts into the adults only portion of the resort, and a portion of the adults-only section juts out above the daycare (which is where our room was) We requested a different room and were given a much better one, but the front desk had a hard time understanding why we thought an adults-only room should not be in earshot of the family pool. The second weird part about the layout of the hotel is that the spa is on the far end of the property from the adults-only section, and the spa is the only place where pool towels are distributed. So you have to walk 6 minutes back and forth through the property to get towels for the pool. A five-star resort would have towels available at every pool. Why was the spa not positioned where the day care is, as a buffer between the adult pool and the family pools, and the day care not positioned where the spa is, at the far end of the property from the adults only section? The hotel bills itself as five star, but there are many things that are not five star besides the physical layout described above * The "exclusive reception" is in the main lobby next to the regular reception. When we arrived, the lobby was full of children. I like kids fine, but we were looking for an adults-only experience. * The wifi was flaky and the desk staff was unable to make it work on my phone * The shower had a single bottle of unbranded hair/body wash. A five star hotel would have separate body wash, shampoo, and conditioner. Heck, even a cheap motel in the USA has soap and shampoo/conditioner separately. * No facial tissues are provided * No washcloths are available * No-steal hangers (not how you treat five star hotel guests) * Broken drawers in the dresser * No instructions on phone as to how to call reception (which it turns out is a five digit extension, who knew?) * No robes, which are promised in their marketing email * The bars close at 6pm, but dinner doesn't start until 7pm. So much for an apertif. * The wine I ordered with my reservation was barely drinkable; the wine glasses were dirty. * No way to turn off the light on the balcony. So much for sitting out looking at the sunset with our ocean view. * Lunch options were not adults-only. On the positive side, the restaurant was good and had varied items each night, good waitstaff, the pool was huge, plenty of loungers, the room was fine, and the property is well maintained. But it is not a five-star adults-only experience.
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