The Kirkmichael Hotel

Did not stay - nothing like photos Arrived for check in at 7.30 Entered through the front door into a dark dingy foyer. Greeted by one of the staff that emerged from the shadows. Told that there was no food available as they had just shut everything off and the nearest area for food was half an hour drive away. Were shown to our room up an unlit staircase and only the fire exit green lighting to guide the way, like something from a horror movie. Entered the room which looked nothing like the photos. Carpet was stained, there was a shelf hanging off the wall above TV and there was some very off putting unexplainable marks on the headboard. (See photos) After a silent half hour drive to the nearest restaurant with my wife and 3y old we started to look for somewhere else to stay. Eventually found somewhere that was 2.5hrs drive - after already driving from the highlands for about 8hrs this was not ideal. Travelled back to the hotel to hand in key and explain we wouldn’t be staying but no staff around so left key on the front desk and left. Review score is 8/10 and star rating is 3.5 The hotel is a 2 star at best and I would rate the hotel a 2/10 Would not recommend for families.

DO NOT STAY AT THIS HOTEL. The hotel was filthy and way outdated compared to the pictures in the app. There were cobwebs all over the apartment, spiders in the bathtub, sink and toilet were old and stained caulking, and towels long like they were 40 years old and mismatched. We left right away without settling in, and then were not refunded for our stay. DO NOT TAKE A CHANCE ON THIS ACCOMMODATION. NOT WORTH IT. Please note, it takes a lot for me to complain. I have never written a terrible review like this for any other accommodations. It was a remarkably terrible experience.

Grubby Booked a Deluxe Double Room. On arrival room was uncleaned and tiles loose around bath. Asked to move rooms, but told none available. Food was good, but overall not an enjoyable stay.