Knights Inn Allentown

一般般 衞生：一般般

If there were a Hell for hotels, this place would be its five-star resort. The moment I stepped into the room, I was immediately struck by the overwhelming smell of what can only be described as despair and old socks. And the fleas? Let me tell you, it was like being cast as the lead in “Flea Infestation: The Movie.” I didn’t just feel them, I heard them plotting their attack. I was already mentally preparing to become a flea circus performer. The bed? Don’t even get me started. It’s a wonder the mattress didn’t start talking about how many lost souls it had absorbed over the years. Every surface had stains with stories—some of which I’m sure were illegal to discuss in public. I seriously thought I saw the ghost of bad decisions lingering in the corner, refusing to leave until it found its next victim. The bathroom? Oh, you mean the breeding ground for bacteria, mold, and broken dreams? I don’t even know what that greenish film on the shower walls was, but I’m certain it’s been evolving into its own species since the dawn of time. I wouldn’t have been surprised if there was a family of mutants living in the tub. At this point, I was ready to take a bath in a vat of bleach, maybe with a side of industrial cleaner, just to feel remotely human again. If I could’ve peeled off my skin and thrown it away, I would have. Instead, I locked myself in my car, hoping the fleas would forget I existed and move on to their next meal. Bottom line: this place is less “hotel” and more “a bug-infested purgatory where all your bad decisions come to haunt you.” If you’re looking for a romantic getaway or any kind of self-respect, do not book here. Or anywhere near here. Trust me. You’d be better off sleeping in a porta-potty at a concert—at least that’s got a fighting chance of being cleaner.

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I reserved a non smoking room, and my room still smelled like cigarettes. The sheets even had burn marks and the carpet. Also there where roaches.

Five stars Great room

U get what u pay for. Front desk staff were very nice and quick with check in. Room was fine, old and worn but fine for a quick stay. Beds were actually quite comfortable, bathroom clean.