PlayaOlid All Inclusive

We only stayed one night but for that everything was very nice. We had a big apartment with a nice terrace and the breakfast buffet is also good

Stayed here for 6 nights mid January 2025. The room was cleaned once in 6 nights, the standards of cleaning around the hotel are generally poor. With no urgency to give the room a once over for guests. Had to request fresh towels from reception on 3 separate occasions. If you are looking at all inclusive options for this hotel, if you only drink beer; happy days. If you want a cocktail be prepared for a weak flavourless slush puppy. No fresh alcoholic drinks prepared on site apart from lager on tap. I could type all day about how atrocious the food was but to put it simply, you’ll more than likely find something more appetising in the bin outside 👍🏻 Basic English speaking staff are very sparse and are rude and reluctant to help, one accused me of spitting at them in the dining area after giving myself and my friend tons of abuse and Aggro in Spanish for not putting a slice of toast on a plate, extremely bizarre and not what you expect on holiday - when complaining to reception, they told me to complain to the third party booking company and they couldn’t do anything at all about our experience and held zero accountability for it. If you’re looking to come to Tenerife and want a self catering option, and spend little to no time in the apartment - it’s probably worth looking at as a last resort due to its location (5 min walk to adeje strip) However if you’re looking at all inclusive options and want a pleasant stay it would be avoid at all costs and look elsewhere or you’ll be severally disappointed and underwhelmed.

Just returned from here for a 3* hotel it is very good, its spotless, the staff are lovely food & drink are ok although we did go out for a few evening meals. An upgrade is a good idea for an extra £70 you get a full mini bar on the first day, 2 cans of coke 2 cans of orange 2 fresh orange 2 cans of beer 2 packets of crisp 1 large bottle of water & a coffee machine hot tub in room & bath robes a lounge & a bedroom plus you dont pay for a safe which is £20 a week. The only thing we found bad was nothing to do with the hotel but some hotel guest who got very intoxicated and allowed their off spring to run riot unsupervised throwing food from the pool bar around.